Author: gelno

I’m not the sharpest tool in the thread.

Like a baby holdin an apple!

No crack too tight, no gap too wide!

I am a normal human typing with my human hands.

She’s a bonny, a beauty, and a joy for ever.

There’s always time to do it right the second time.

What we have here is a little electrical tape. Electricians use this to hold in the 1s and 0s.

Generally products fall into two category: either a little dab-el-do ya, or the bigger the gob the better the job.

Can’t sleep, clown will eat me.

Gas is cheaper in New Jersey because it just condenses out of the air over Newark.