Author: gelno

Friends are not the same thing as any other person. Sure, they still don’t have the right to do something stupid, but they’ve pre-earned at least one chance at forgiveness….eventually.

“Big ass” is an engineering term. It’s somewhere between a “shit load” and “uh oh!”

Purchasing a house is not a lighthearted endeavor.

What does it take to circumcise a whale? Four skin divers.

Repeating a sound pattern over and over is music, repeating an image pattern over and over is wallpaper.

There was a young girl named Sapphire, who succumbed to her lovers desire, she said ‘it’s a sin, but now that it’s in, could you shove it a few inches higher?’.

Right fool for the job.

A woman is like a dresser, some man is always rambling through its draws.

Plugged it in to the usb on my confuser here.

Even a blind pig finds a truffle once in a while.