Month: December 2015

No crack too tight, no gap too wide!

I am a normal human typing with my human hands.

She’s a bonny, a beauty, and a joy for ever.

There’s always time to do it right the second time.

What we have here is a little electrical tape. Electricians use this to hold in the 1s and 0s.

Generally products fall into two category: either a little dab-el-do ya, or the bigger the gob the better the job.

Can’t sleep, clown will eat me.

Gas is cheaper in New Jersey because it just condenses out of the air over Newark.

If I were to make a list of possibilities, God would be pretty far down. But if I were to make a list of people that know what the fuck they are talking about, I would be really far down.

I just realized, I am the ‘ow’ in the word ‘now’.